![]() So you think that just because I am Chinese, you can get me to do anything. Incoming, incoming, incoming! Aaaah! Hold it, man.Ĭar Mechanic: I have to go home. Kevin: Here it comes! Satchel: For God sakes, man, he's gonna make his water in your car! Nick: No, he ain't. Kevin: Are we there yet? Nick: No! Lindsey: I'm sure the carpet's absorbent. Think about something else football, a math test, uh, puberty. Kevin: How far is a mile? Nick: I don't know, 5,000 and some kinda feet. Now, look, the exit's about a mile away, and you can hold it. Do you have a bottle? Nick: No! Kevin: How 'bout this ashtray? Nick: Kevin, there's no receptacle in this vehicle. Kevin and Lindsey: Turn if off, Nick! Hurry! Hurry! Nick: All right, calm down. Nick: What?! Car Mechanic: Today is New Year's Eve. Car Mechanic: Smaller? Okay, I put on the smaller tire for you. Lindsey: Hey, don't get soft! This guy is not our daddy. ![]() Lindsey: What was Mom thinking? Kevin: I don't know, I like him. Nick: Hey! This is my car! You hear me, little girl?! This is my car! Nick: Uh uh! You better not! Look at me, I'm serious! I'm not playin' with you, little girl, okay? Now, if you don't open that door before I count to three, somebody gonna get it. Nick: Open this damn door! Kevin: Ooh, you just swore again! Lindsey, he just swore again! Nick: So what? Hey, I'm not playin' with you. Nasty man, you're a nasty, bad man! Nick: Look, I tried to do your Mama a favor, you little booger! Kevin: You probably wanna kiss her, don't 'cha? Nick: Hey, off the glass! Off the glass! And you, open this door. Nick: What?! Kevin: Yeah, you're just a dirty, horny sex-man like all the others. You're just usin' us to suck up to our Mama. We ain't got no Pokémon, no Digimon, no Buffy, no SpongeBob, no Beanie Babies, and no shoplifters! Now, get! Both of y'all! Get! Kid: Hey, mister, you got any Yu-Gi-Oh? Nick: What you think? Kid: Got any Dragon Ball GT? Nick: Look, you come in here every day, askin' the same questions. You're supposed to ask before every segment. Nick: I did! Lindsey: No, you asked before we got on the train, not before we left the station. Lindsey: You should've asked him to go before we left. Nick: What?! No, no, no, you do not have to pee! Didn't you just go back at the train station? Kevin: I tried to go, but there was a man standing next to me, so it just went away. You got $400 for me?! Kevin: No! Nick: And I want it cash! ![]() Nick: (to Kevin) Yeah, well, he's got to put about $400 in my pocket. Dialogue Nick: Aw, damn! Boy, didn't you hear what I just said?! Lindsey: (amazed) Ooh, you swore! Nick: You're damn right I swore! That's about $400 damage worth to my new car! Lindsey: That's twice.
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